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I am a(n)

individual

City

Denver

State

Colorado

Zip

80206

Date I Joined Fight With Tools

October 8, 2008

Gender

Summa dis, summa dat.

Sexual Orientation

Straight Shooter.

Racial/Ethnic Background

I'm an American!

About Me

}}}M:M:M{{{ is not a band, it's a family. Our boundaries and borders extend well beyond anything physical. Our goal is to transcend space and time and eventually have our music broadcast to the planets that inhabit Alpha Centauri or some other such distant galaxy. We would like to play for the Emperors of Ancient Rome as well as the future NeoRepublicrat Overlords who will one day make Big Brother look like a progressive, benevolent democratically-elected president. We want to jam for Atlantis. We want to play on the Space Station. In the Biosphere. We want to blaze into the Sun.

How I would like to change the world:

Eat lots of fruit. Play Mouse Trap with your kids. Turn off your TV. Read a book. Not a magazine... a Book. Not a Nicholas Sparks novel... a BOOK. Learn every day. Smile at a Stranger. Give a bum a hug. Resist the urge to staple your hand to your forehead. It's tempting, I know. Listen to NPR. Don't be afraid to pick your nose. Just don't eat it. Never pretend your better than anyone. High five yourself. In a crowded elevator. Than explain that you have Tourette's. Then high five everyone else. And explain that you were kidding about the Tourette's. Go on to say that Tourette's is a serious syndrome and is not to be taken lightly and that you would appreciate it if people would not make light of such a sensitive subject. Get all pissed off and accuse everyone of insensitivity. Curse. Yell. Scream. Pull your hair. Have an all out panic attack. Then explain that you have Tourette's.

Tools I Have

Gee Tar.
Voice.
Drums.
Bass.
Brain(s).
Love.

Tools I Need

Heart.

Favorite Bands

Sublime, The Beatles, Kurt Cobain, The Meat Puppets, The Postmarks, Yard Dogs Road Show, Bobby McFerrin, Neil Young, Neal Pert, Ben Harper, SOAD, RATM, DMB, Metric, The Postmarks, Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Atmosphere, Aesop Rock, Living Legends, Azma Holliday, Wheelchair Sports Camp, The Barcays, Dispatch, Gogol Bordello, Incubus, Barrington Levy, Bob Marley and all his damn offspring, Firefall, Dusty Springfield, David Bowie, Elliott Smith, Gov't Mule, Grateful Dead, Immortal Technique, Jack Johnson, Peter Tosh, Jimmy Buffet, Midnight Oil, Johnny Cash, State Radio, William Elliott Whitmore, Saul Williams, Otis Redding, Sage Francis, KRS One, Tool, NoFx, System of a Down, The Otter Pops, Slightly Stoopid, Little Feat (esp. Lowell George), Grateful Dead, Allman Bros., Doobie Bros. Mario Bros., Jedi Mind Tricks, Keller Williams, Nick Drake, One Day As A Lion, Street Sweeper Social Club, Nightwatchman, Propaghandi, Cake, Canibus, Ry Cooder, Djengo Reinhardt, 311, 3 The Hardway, Traffic, Tool, Warren Zevon, Jimi, Janis, The Doors, all of Forever 27, Robert Johnson, T-Bone Walker, Muddy Waters, Etta James, Billie Holliday, Louie Armstrong, Led Zep, Pink Floyd, Flobots, Flash Mob, Apex Vibe, P-Nuckle. SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MUGICIAN!!

What issues are you most passionate about?

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